FUMJA 

Fatty Upper Man Junk Area.

I thought Ryan was wearing a fannypack under his clothes, but it was just his FUMJA!!

FUMJA by LA and AW April 15, 2009

Fumarello 

In the original Battlestar Galactica series, the fumarello is a fairly large cigar. Typically seen near or in Starbuck's mouth, much to the dismay of the Cylons, their chest armor and Starbuck's girlfriend Cassieopia.

In the original 1978 episode "The Man with Nine Lives" Starbuck enjoys smoking a good fumarello, which is really just a cigar.

In the 2003 re-imagined Battlestar Galactica series, fumarellos are not referred to with special names, but they are noted that they are made of a plant product called fumarella leaf.

Fumarello by Juke Boxx Hero September 4, 2009

Fumanchuesday 

(noun) - a holiday celebrated on the first Tuesday following No-shave November; a holiday created for individuals who have successfully made it through No-shave November; an alternative for indivuals that decide to opt not to participate in Mustache Monday which is normally celebrated by wearing a mustache on the first Monday following No-shave November; Fumanchuesday takes place on Tuesday, when a man (or bearded woman) wears a Fumanchu (Handlebar Mustache). {This holiday and name were first created by JA McCarter AKA The Foo Man, who wore a Fumanchu on the first Tuesday following No-shave November in 2009}

Dustin: Hey man, what happened to your Novembeard?
JA: Don't you know that the first Tuesday after November is Fumanchuesday!?
Dustin: Hey man, you are really cool! I want to celebrate Fumanchuesday too!

Fumanchuesday by The Foo Man December 13, 2010

fuma mota

A Spanish term meaning "smoke mota".
Mota is a Spanish slang for Marijuana

"Relajate un poco y fuma mota"
"Relax for awhile and smoke mota"

fuma mota by alxxx69r June 24, 2014

FUMA goggles

The barrier that the students of all-male school, Fork Union Military Academy, face when returning for leave. This unfortunate condition makes the obviously unattractive women look like supermodels.

Rob: OMFG! Look at that hottie!
Cynthia: Ew, she's like 90 years old!
Jeff: Dude, take off your FUMA goggles.

FUMA goggles by prittyxschmidty April 28, 2008

fujawad 

fu⋅jawad foo-jaw-ed
–verb Slang. (Polish root)
1. not working; completely messed up; bungled; confused.
2. graphic sexual action
-noun Slang.
1. wet, nasty toilet paper that sticks to your shoe when leaving the stall.
-adjective Slang.
1. too sexy

1. I fujawad your mom last night.

2. I dropped my computer it is fujawad.

3. I was walking out of the bathroom and noticed a fujawad stuck to my shoe.

4. Man that is one fujawad individual.

fujawad by theamazingtoad April 4, 2009

fumarium 

smoking room/lounge/area

A fumarium is a room which is specifically provided and furnished for smoking, generally in buildings where smoking is otherwise prohibited.

fumarium by kelamist June 10, 2018