FICU 

Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.

No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.

FICU by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

ficus 

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

ficus by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

Ulysses H. Ficus by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011

Fucking Ficus 

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.

Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'

Fucking Ficus by nomnomliam March 29, 2011

Water the Ficus 

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

Water the Ficus by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

ficus 

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.

Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!

ficus by Christophe H Graham September 15, 2007

ficus 

A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.

I'll clean the ficus from the roof.

ficus by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005