Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.
No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
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Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011
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by nomnomliam March 29, 2011
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She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011
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by Christophe H Graham September 15, 2007
Get the ficus mug.A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.
The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.
A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.
A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005
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