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Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.
No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.
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by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!
by Christophe H Graham September 05, 2007
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A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.
I'll clean the ficus from the roof.
by Arunabh Das March 12, 2005
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The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.
She caught me texting that chick from the bar. So I called ficus and dipped out.
by Cakecharmer March 02, 2016
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1. To smear dog shit on your plant pot.
2. To wake up next to a Ferrin.
3. To eat a sandwich.
4. Hugh Blackman.
5. See 1. Repeat.
Wow he's such a ficus.

That Ferrin was mad ficus.

Be careful, i'll take your ficus money.

I'm hungry, ficus.
by Ferrin March 29, 2009
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