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Withered 

To get smashed/drunk/hammered/fucked.
"I'm going to get absolutely Withered tonight!!"
Withered by Steveboi November 3, 2014
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Withered 

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.
Man, I was so withered last night!
Withered by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

withered 

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)
"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"
withered by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012

Withered 

A word used by Brits to describe a very skinny person.
Mate, you're withered you!
Withered by RaGeeX March 3, 2015

Withered 

Getting head from the same woman 3 times in a night.
That girl was such a whore, she withered me so hard.
Withered by CarlosThyCrab February 2, 2022

Withered Carrot 

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable
Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot
Withered Carrot by bj63 April 29, 2011

withered chica 

The chicken that has no arms from FNAF 2. She gets suck in the vents in the ultimate custom night. And has anxiety

<Hi I’m anxiety Chica. Where are my arms and why do I get stuck in the ultimate custom night?>
Springtrap: Goddamn withered Chica move out of the vents so I can kill the nightguard

W.Chica: I’m StUcK
withered chica by Oofieowo February 16, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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