A stupid fool or an idiot
by Manupbruva January 11, 2021
Get the Ficust mug.A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).
Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021
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A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.
by ghuxy June 24, 2007
Get the focustrate mug.Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011
Get the Ulysses H. Ficus mug.Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.
by nomnomliam March 29, 2011
Get the Fucking Ficus mug.by eve December 5, 2004
Get the focustrate mug.Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011
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