Ficust 

A stupid fool or an idiot

Guy:you Ficust
Other guy:Na you are bruva

Ficust by Manupbruva January 11, 2021

ficus 

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

ficus by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

focustrate 

A combination of focusing and concentrating. Most commonly used when one cannot focustrate, or is trying to. Is similar, but not quite synonymous, to focustraight.

"Dude, shut up! I can't focustrate on my essay with you talking on you cell like that!"

focustrate by ghuxy June 24, 2007

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

Ulysses H. Ficus by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011

Fucking Ficus 

Fucking Ficus is used to express your anger when you have done something wrong or something bad has happened to you.

Ninja - 'hey, imma kill you'

you - ' Fucking FICUS!'

Fucking Ficus by nomnomliam March 29, 2011

focustrate 

a combo of focus and concentrate or to focus and concentrate

I need to focustrate on my work

focustrate by eve December 5, 2004

Water the Ficus 

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

Water the Ficus by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011