FAMPIO

Sexiest man alive that has the biggest shlong in the world

Hi I am a fampio

FAMPIO by Rottykutty April 22, 2024

fampin

Combination of Fake and Pimpin

Why this fool fampin' like he just bought that Chrysler 300 when he KNOW he rented that shit for the weekend!

fampin by Big Reg September 25, 2006

Fampire 

someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.

Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.

Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011

Fapio 

A person known for smoking large quantities of pot, and for general skullduggery.

Oh man that Fapio just smoked waay too much pot.

Fapio by Admiral_Afterworld April 22, 2009

Famphobic 

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.

When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”

Famphobic by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

Fapioca Pudding 

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

Fapioca Pudding by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018

Fapioca pudding 

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

Fapioca pudding by LarpingLion March 12, 2021