FAMPIO
FAMPIO by Rottykutty April 22, 2024
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Fampire
someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
Fapio
Fapio by Admiral_Afterworld April 22, 2009
Famphobic
having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.
a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.
a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.
Famphobic by dumpling765 July 2, 2022
Fapioca Pudding
When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.
Fapioca Pudding by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 12, 2018
Fapioca pudding
Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.
God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?
Fapioca pudding by LarpingLion March 12, 2021
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