Fampire

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someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.

Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.

Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011

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fampire

One who is an obsessive fan of the the Twilight series by Stephenie Myer and vampires in general.

"My friend bought ANOTHER Twilight shirt the other day"

"Yeah, she's a total fampire"

fampire by chocolemonade March 18, 2009

Related Words

fampire • fanpires • Fagpire • Fempire • FamePire • famirend • famprettyous • fanpire pack • frampire • fumpire

Fampire

That one nigga that's always leaching off the rest of the squad.

"Shit Tayshawn, you didn't even bring $3 for mini-golf? Why you gotta' be such a fampire?"

Fampire by NoticeMeSampai January 26, 2016

Fampire

one who is a vampire and a fairy

"your such a Fampire"
"what do you mean"
"your a vampire and a fairy"

Fampire by jknp May 19, 2009

Fempire

A profitable business organization run by a woman that has several revenue streams and has great impact in the community or industry it serves.

Sheila has built quite a fempire, she has a line of great products, she is a sought-after-speaker and she has trained many people to do what she does.

Fempire by Catmazing January 2, 2016

frampire

A friend who takes the life blood and energy out of you by telling you all their problems and taking up hours of your time, while never really showing interest in your life. Talking to them basically sucks the life out of you.

I spoke with Julia for 3 hours last night on the phone. She went on and on about her life and all her crazy drama. We talked so late and so long she sucked the life out of me. She's a frampire....

frampire by swgx2001 June 3, 2011

Fagpire

A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.

She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!

Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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