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someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
Fampire by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
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One who is an obsessive fan of the the Twilight series by Stephenie Myer and vampires in general.
"My friend bought ANOTHER Twilight shirt the other day"

"Yeah, she's a total fampire"
fampire by chocolemonade March 18, 2009
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That one nigga that's always leaching off the rest of the squad.
"Shit Tayshawn, you didn't even bring $3 for mini-golf? Why you gotta' be such a fampire?"
Fampire by NoticeMeSampai January 26, 2016
one who is a vampire and a fairy
"your such a Fampire"
"what do you mean"
"your a vampire and a fairy"
Fampire by jknp May 19, 2009
A profitable business organization run by a woman that has several revenue streams and has great impact in the community or industry it serves.
Sheila has built quite a fempire, she has a line of great products, she is a sought-after-speaker and she has trained many people to do what she does.
Fempire by Catmazing January 2, 2016
A friend who takes the life blood and energy out of you by telling you all their problems and taking up hours of your time, while never really showing interest in your life. Talking to them basically sucks the life out of you.
I spoke with Julia for 3 hours last night on the phone. She went on and on about her life and all her crazy drama. We talked so late and so long she sucked the life out of me. She's a frampire....
frampire by swgx2001 June 3, 2011
A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!
Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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