Fampian 

When a person in your party has a poor quality,broken microphone or a bad internet connection at that exact moment,you may refer to him as Fampian. Then the the person should proceed to leave and join the party again.

Hey Jim,you have Fampian. Get the fuck outta here and come back!

Wait guys I have Fampian,imma leave and come back in a couple seconds.

Fampian by Moupirantakoulourakia62 September 25, 2018

Fapiana 

The act of pleasuring oneself.

Derives from the word 'fap' and the female name Fabiana.

"Sorry I'm late, I was having a fapiana"

Fapiana by knutsmasher October 15, 2021

fampin

Combination of Fake and Pimpin

Why this fool fampin' like he just bought that Chrysler 300 when he KNOW he rented that shit for the weekend!

fampin by Big Reg September 25, 2006

Fapiana 

A wank. A close relative of Mrs Palmer.

"Give me a minute, I'm just having a quick Fapiana"

Fapiana by knutsmasher September 13, 2021

famping 

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.

"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."

famping by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009

famping 

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

famping by Jutz July 29, 2007

Famping 

The act of looking up facts about a movie your watching

Hey get off your phone we are watching the movie ok I was famping I wanted to see who the cast is.

Famping by Watson68 August 11, 2019