FAMFer 

Acronym for Fat Ass MotherFucker, pronounced FAM-fer. Uses as an insult, often when observing the behavior of other drivers in traffic. Can also be used as a verb (to FAMF).

That FAMFer on a cell phone isn't watching where he is driving!

Look out for that car, he looks like he is going to FAMF into your lane!

FAMFer by Malasada Bob February 22, 2008

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

Famform 

Famform is when your family forces you to conform to what they want you to be - not what you want you to be.

"Man, my Dad said he'd support my choices and love me if I made mistakes - but when I switched from an Academic course to a TAFE course - he went ape-shit! Said that it was my life, but if I didn't got UNI, I was totally going to fuck it up! I'm still trying to figure out what happened..."

"Classic Famform man. He won't lay off until you conform to what he wants. Worry man - because it'll never change."

Famform by Ovo Lamp October 14, 2009

faffer 

A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote

George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.

faffer by Henley January 1, 2009

famermaid 

A fat ass mermaid

I was at the beach and I saw a famermaid!!

famermaid by Bobby boombox March 30, 2018

Fumfer 

To say nonsensical things in rapidly therefore no one can understand you.

Jake Peralta : (talks meaningles and rapidly)
Captain Holt: you're fumfering...

Jake Peralta: of course I'm fumfering!

Fumfer by wayofthevoid August 5, 2019

fumfering

fumfer (third-person singular simple present fumfers, present participle fumfering, simple past and past participle fumfered)

1. To mumble, to mutter, to murmur.
2. To dither, to waffle.
3. To be evasive, to temporize, to stall.

4. To putter aimlessly.

- "Yeah, you defenitly need talking points. If not, you start fumfering, bro."
- "Start what?"
- "Look, you start fumfering. I ain't got time to explain it. Your word of the day."

fumfering by default36 October 26, 2020