Fumfer 

To say nonsensical things in rapidly therefore no one can understand you.

Jake Peralta : (talks meaningles and rapidly)
Captain Holt: you're fumfering...

Jake Peralta: of course I'm fumfering!

Fumfer by wayofthevoid August 5, 2019

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

melissa fumero by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Fulfer 

The coolest most amazing person to ever be around, a complete badass. Befriend him if at all possible.

Dude lets go sit next to that fulfer

Fulfer by banamana December 7, 2010

fumer 

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.

I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!

fumer by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

fummer 

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

fummer by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

fumber 

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

fumber by i invented shizam July 18, 2010