FALOMO

a more aggressive type of fomo, an acronym for Fear And Loathing Of Missing Out; typically of the most hedonistic gatherings. Parties that conjure the most insipid souls seeking immediate and shallow pleasures. While devouring mind altering hallucinogens, or any drug that cowers your soul as flesh interacts.

I'm having serious FALOMO not having gone to burning man this year.

by clubwich18 December 30, 2018

falolo

1. something more than awesome. It is the best thing ever.

2. The act of putting paper down someone's shirt.

Pandas are the most falolo animals.

Watch out because I am going to falolo you when you're least expecting it.

by ilikethepanda,thepandalikesme October 19, 2010

faloopa

The art of gently lifting a man boob with two fingers in a flicking motion, usually using the pointer and middle finger. Usually done as a sign of respect.

"Man, Trevor is so awesome."

"I know, that man deserves a faloopa."

by u2fan13 September 19, 2012

Faloots

Anal sodomy commited by a group of friends with an inanimate object such as a poll or cardboard tube. No lubrication is necessary and the victim is known as the falooted and the perpetrators are the falooters. "Faloots" is yelled upon entry of the anal cavity and at least 3 thrust must happen to make an offical faloots.

They yelled "Faloots" as the pentrated the anal cavity.

by Falootbadoot January 29, 2018

Falooser

A person who is of a creepy nature. Generally proud of it too.

I think that Charlie is the biggest falooser going around. He really creeps me out.

by Creep Channi July 7, 2008

Faloola

A woman's front facing mid hole protected by beef curtains, also known as the vagina.

Person 1: She had a piercing down there (slightly embarrassed)

Person 2: Down where?

Person 1: You know, down there... on her Faloola!

by 21st Century Boy April 3, 2008

Flomophobic

Prejudice or dislike towards flomosexuals or flomos due to their homosexual tendencies and obsession with Floyd Mayweather Jr.

P4P305: OMG look at at Mayweather's abs I sooo wanna lick them
No Ceilings: omggg me too, I wish I could be Ellerbe, so I could rub May's chest all day long
Smooth Criminal: Guys hold up... but is it just me or does May look extremely sexy in that new damn fine pink suit of his?
check hook: u are sooo right, tomorrow I'm flying off to Vegas from Australia so I could get me a piece of that sexy ass
AlivsFrazier: wtf u flomos just killed this thread... this thread is suppose to be about who's the bigger puncher: Shavers or Foreman. No wonder so many people are flomophobic SMH........

by BobMarleyHatesFlomos May 5, 2010