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Falooser 

A person who is of a creepy nature. Generally proud of it too.
I think that Charlie is the biggest falooser going around. He really creeps me out.
Falooser by Creep Channi July 7, 2008
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Faloose is Arabic for “Money”. It’s used by many in Western Civilization that have Islamic influence. It’s also called cheddar, gwap, paper, chips, cheese, cream, coins & change
Listen when I get my FALOOSE right we goin out on the town.
Stop playing with my FALOOSE bro.
FALOOSE comes FALOOSE goes.
Faloose by Fasloose June 29, 2020
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A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!
flooser by lyngus April 21, 2005
The word faloose is a Homonym ... It used to describe something false as in a lie . But even better it also means horseshit! or bullshit!
1.
Terry:
"I can't believe they got us working 7 days a week now."
Carl :

That's just a load of faloose! if you ask me!

2.

Jose:
"Hey I thought he wasn't qualified for that office job! How on earth did he get it?"
Jeff:
He's been telling everybody, He's a shoe in , but we all know He's falooscinating!
faloose by xctment July 16, 2009
A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.
flooser by Feliciaiaiaia April 14, 2006
Self Explanitory. Fucking Loser.
fucking loser
"That dude is such a flooser."
Flooser by Lauren_mic November 20, 2006
\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.
"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."
faloose by ralph July 22, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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