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flomosexual 

A flaming homosexual
JD is a flomosexual.
flomosexual by jacksback21 December 21, 2007
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Flomosexual 

Flomosexuals, or as its internationally and critically known in social media sites as Flomos, are repugnant, stupid, ignorant, and utterly biased fans of American boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. They will defend to death any move Mayweather Jr. makes whether its boxing or non boxing related. They are locked in a perpetual, savage social media war against the Pactards, their bitter rivals and fan base of Mayweather's bitter boxing rival Manny Pacquiao.
Larry is so biased for floyd mayweather jr. im starting to think he's a flomosexual.

That guy is such a dumb flomo.
Flomosexual by Mr. S Archer March 27, 2015

Flomosexual 

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.
"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
Flomosexual by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010

Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly
Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual
Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Flowsexual

When you go with the flow sexually

You like what you like

You’re attracted to people you didn’t think you would be attracted to
Friend 1: “Is lily hooking up with a dude right now? I thought she was a lesbian!”
Friend 2: “No bro, Lily is Flowsexual! she wants what she wants”
Flowsexual by chillpill_lil November 25, 2018

faumosexual 

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
faumosexual by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Fomosexual 

Someone who is promiscuous due to a "Fear of Missing Out" on sexual activities.
You can get so and so to do anything in bed. She's a real fomosexual.
Fomosexual by chaingrabber March 21, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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