F.A.N.

Short for Fat Ass Nerd, to be said in MMORPGs like WoW & Runescape. The typical F.A.N. is a super high level player that thinks he is superior to all other players because of his online persona. Often, he will shout out random, condescending phrases like, "You noob!" and brag about his stats or fast internet speed. Or make fun of yours. The typical F.A.N. has such a high level character only because he sits on his ass all day long playing the damn game, eating Twinkies by the boxful and chugging 2 liters of Mountain Dew. Don't feel bad when a F.A.N. insults you; he's only trying to make up for the fact that he's an utter failure in real life.

See also virgin, douche, fucktard

"You noob! You should hop worlds because I've been here fighting these Greater Demons for the past 16 hours, and my needs are clearly more important than yours!"

"Shut up, F.A.N., this is the internet and everyone is equal here...and you should be grateful for that, because you suck in real life."

F.A.N. by Frustrated gamer September 10, 2009

F.A.N.

FAN stands for Flattery and Nostalgia.

It's when someone tells you "Oh I had such a crush on you in high school, in college, etc" to try to butter you up to get you to like them now.

It's usually from someone who wouldn't have given you the time of day back then, but now you're either better looking or more successful than them.

Bro 1: "Dude, you remember Jessica from high school right? Totally started texted her and she said she used to have a crush on me."

Bro 2: "Oh, she's totally hitting you with the F.A.N. bro."

F.A.N. by DeeJay1183 January 31, 2021

F.A.N.

FAN Stands for: Feet. Ass. Nuts.

walking into someones house and has more than one bad smell to sum it all up say "it smells like F.A.N. in here

F.A.N. by Vince JGHS October 18, 2006

F.A.N.

F.A.N. stands for feet,ass and nuts. Its used to describe a person or just a terrible smell usually after a long night of sex

Man 1. I think they were in there fuckin
Man 2. Why do you say that?
Man 1. Cause I went in the room and it smelt like straigt up F.A.N.
Man 2. Fan?
Man 1. Fan. feet ass and nuts

F.A.N. by Rupert...... December 26, 2008

F.A.N.

Fool Ass Nig. Some one that is acting stoopid.

Man, Bradley Nuts is being a F.A.N. today. He just dropped his weed sack in the shitter.

F.A.N. by mjorda November 20, 2006

F.A.N.

An acronym standing for "Feet Ass & Nuts".

The term is used to describe the combined reek of foot odor, flatulence and scrotum sweat. The term is believed to have origins in the US Navy, where close quarters necessitated by life aboard a ship and rationing of fresh water led to a breakdown of bodily hygiene, leading to the terrible collective odor known as F.A.N.. The acronym has since found use throughout the US military and wherever stinkyness of men living in close quarters is to be found.

"Holy crap! It smells like F.A.N. in this barracks!"

F.A.N. by Zeke the Plumber May 1, 2008

F.A.N.

Fake Ass Nigga

Blake Woodard is the one and only true F.A.N.

F.A.N. by TheOneTrueBroski August 6, 2016