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A sweet Abbrev for the judicial body of a certain sorority. When a member of said sorority is caught doing something against house rules, she is usually written down in a girnal then "brought up" to stands.

Katrina: (loudly) OH MY GOD, THAT IS HI-LARIOUS!!!!
Stacey: You are too loud at the dinner table. I am def bringing you up to stands.

Renee: Mmm, this pizza is delicious.
Carly: You have food in the informal, see you at stands.
Stands by sweetjumps-cu February 21, 2006
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Stands Online 

A game on the online gaming platform known as Roblox that is based off of the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.

There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.

If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
Stands Online by Bawxol March 19, 2021

Stands Unusual 

It was previously stands testing. The super cool roblox jojo game! It has r63 stands which is epic and yes. Just play it my guy
Player 1: Hey bro wanna play Stands Unusual?

Player 2: Shit yeah bro i love the r63 stands!
Player 1: alright lets go
Stands Unusual by Joelololal January 25, 2021

stands awakening 

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

s stands for 

A meme that originated from a clip from an anime that whotes the words:smile,sweet,sister,sadistic,suprise,survice.then it follows with a meme that starts with s such as spaghet
S stands for Anime:smile,sweet,sister,sudistic,surprise,service
Meme:somebody toucha my spaghet
s stands for by Frick heck May 6, 2018

south stands somersault 

When one consumes a little too much beer at a Denver Broncos game and takes a 4th quarter tumble down the stairs.
Miller threw down about 14 Coors Lights and did a south stands somersault on his way to the restroom.

Rushing the stands 

when you have to shit so bad you rush to the bathroom just in time and open the flood gates
"Dude where'd you go?"
"Sorry i was rushing the stands."
"Oh shit, literally."
Rushing the stands by Trax45 April 19, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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