woodard 

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.

Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.

woodard by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008

woodard 

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.

The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.

woodard by matthius July 30, 2008

Woodard 

Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.

Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.

Woodard by doctordray January 13, 2010

Woodard 

It’s just nice to be nice. Last name will be here forever, thanks to Lueretta and Henry. One of the most-loving and sharing body of believers. The perfected example of unity.. THE WOODARDS FAMILY

We all desire to love each other like the Woodard family does.

Woodard by Key X January 5, 2019

Woodard 

Usually A family of extremely athletic individuals, known for being good at sports, smart, and are beauftiful/handsome individuals. awesom cooks,

They are a cool down to earth family, crazy, very, hilarious, popular amongst people from their city. can handle their liquior

wow, they must be Woodards

dude i use to dat this woodard chick and she's smokinn hott, she got it all, brains ,body, can cook, and much more :)

Woodard by im da best July 27, 2009

Woodard 

Woodard is a non working Lazy ass. Answers everything with "Huuhhh". Man I don't know?
A Woodard is always popped (broke) even after pay day. Never accepts responsibly for anything, never takes charge and will always be a follower. A Woodard never completes a task and always leaves a mess wherever they are.

Don't be a Woodard and do some work.

Woodard by Murdock Fox November 11, 2019

Woodard 

Woodard is a person who will mess you up if you don’t get something correct or do one problem that can be easily fixed, and can be so rude and annoying as well as apologize for doing something then do it again, but they have a sweet spot but it’s hard, very hard to get through the hard shell of them.

I hate people who act like woodards

Why am I such a Woodard

They are Woodards

Woodard by Aldairalexdam February 22, 2023