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I was trying to do something good, but I just said F.I.
F.I. by WOrkthatclit July 19, 2009
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F.I.
F.I. by Tommytux December 17, 2006
F.I. means freshman immaturity , as freshmen in highschool have yet to overcome that mental barrier that makes them giggle at the mention of the word penis
YO look at that Lenny kid, he's full of F.I.
F.I. by Paullly Vizzle January 25, 2011
Acronym for Fucked If I Know. A possible reply to be asked a question regarding a matter outside one's field of training or experience or actual interest. Usually used in exasperation at the pointlessness of the inquiry.
Office Girl : Oi, there you are. So what does this F.I.I.K you keep putting in the delivery time column actually stand for?
Truck Driver: Fucked if I know.
Office Girl: No need to be rude about it ya prick.
They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
F.I.B's by Bulldog August 2, 2007

F.I.N.A.L.S. 

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.
student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"
F.I.N.A.L.S. by Steveso1 December 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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