They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
by Bulldog July 05, 2007
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Acronym for "Fucking Illinois Bastard" coined by Wisconsinites who are tired of seeing all their lame asses driving back and forth to Door County all summer.
Friend #1: "Do you know why there are no blow jobs in Chicago this weekend?"
Friend #2: "No, why?"
Friend #1: "Because all those cock suckers are in Door County."
Friend #2: "Funny. Yeah, eff those F.I.B.s"
by TDBuddah January 18, 2011
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means "friends in bed"; another term for 'friend with benefits' or a nicer way of saying 'fuck buddy'.

friends who have a causal sexual relationship.
Soup is a most agreeable f.i.b.; he comes over, we fuck until we're both satisfied and then leaves.
by Sheila July 27, 2006
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Friendly Illinois Buddies. For crying out loud those FIBS aren't that bad. At least they know how to drive unlike the wisconsinites who drive like their freaking grandmas, stopping every minute to say hi to someone you know. We get it your friendly. Do you ever wonder why we drive so aggressively. Maybe it's because we have somewhere to be and because WE CAN. Get over it people from wisconsin, Illinois is the better state, better drivers, better pizza, but not better football GO PACK. Maybe you should drive faster eh?!
person 1: did you see that F.I.B over der
person2: Finally someone who knows how to drive
person 1: You're tellin me
by The only red school bus September 29, 2020
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Federally immune Bandits
Derogatory/Offensive

Slang for ATF referring The controversial and unconstitutional practice of gun regulation and/or confiscation branding them bandits or thieves for infringing on American rights and confiscating guns And can’t be prosecuted nor punished for when they stepping out of line
Those F.I.B ain’t raiding my house without a fight
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
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Fucking Illinois Badass. Someone from the Chicago area, who is legitimately better than the rest of the people who are mostly hicks and white trash that live in the rest of the state. Generally more educated that the right wing racist fucks in southern Illinois and definitely less bigoted. All of Illinois is garbage outside of the Chicagoland area.
Look at that F.I.B. read. He's not welcome here in Decatur, where we fuck our sisters and hate coloreds.
by IkillProudboys August 22, 2021
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