colors

wearing of clothing indicating membership in a biker organization
Sign on country bar reads:
"Sorry, NO COLORS"
by bulldog May 16, 2004
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Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.
Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.
by Bulldog December 20, 2011
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five monkeys

when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it
he's doing a five monkeys
by Bulldog May 05, 2005
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shmoleberry

An incredible weird person, a shmoleberry is someone who does the most idiotic stupid things you have ever seen. Someone who does things you would never think of doing
That man digging through the trash is such a shmoleberry.
by bulldog April 24, 2015
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Camaro crash helmet

Yet another term for a Mullet!
by bulldog October 10, 2005
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Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 03, 2012
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playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.
Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.
by Bulldog January 29, 2006
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