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equine actuary 

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.
Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.
equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013
Related Words

Equinsu Ocha 

Wachootoo for "white devil"
Wachootoo tribe: Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!

Ace Ventura: Did they just call me "white devil white devil?"
Equinsu Ocha by G750 July 27, 2011

scrotumnal equinox 

The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!

Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.
Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

Chevrolet Equinox 

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"
Chevrolet Equinox by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

equinebrium 

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate
I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.
equinebrium by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010