equinebrium

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate

I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.

by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010

Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

simp equilibrium

When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.

Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!

by afferz February 1, 2020

Raw Dog Equilibrium

The state of balance in an ongoing arrangement with a girl in which you are able to have regular unprotected sex with her, yet are not in, nor subject to the requirements of, a defined girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.

TC obtained Raw Dog Equilibrium (RDE) with Katie and was having regular unprotected sex with her. During this time TC could associate with other girls, without the guilt of being someone's boyfriend. He would take Katie out on dates, spend the night, yet skillfully avoided deeper conversations. TC lost RDE seven months later when Katie's increasing emotional and time demands exceeded TC's desire to continue rawdogging her.

by Vaginal McPube March 12, 2013

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008

hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

by Robert Story January 16, 2006

co-equilibrium

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.

by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010