Epsteiny 

Suspiciously dying in a prison cell and having it be ruled a suicide.

Chad: "Did you hear that John McAfee committed suicide in a Spanish prison?"
Stacy: "Yeah... sounds kind of Epsteiny to me."

Epsteiny by jimbbobobo June 24, 2021

Epsteinophile 

A pedophile who, by virtue of being a leftist, is exempted from being held accountable for his or her actions. This is largely due to lack of moral values on the political left.

Bill Clinton is an Epsteinophile!

Epsteinophile by otaku155 December 29, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein 

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Epsteined 

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.

Epsteined by FieryDragonLover July 13, 2020

Do the Epstein 

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

Do the Epstein by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Jeffrey Epstein 

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

Jeffrey Epstein by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

Epsteined 

Refers to the suspicious death of a person in government custody who has knowledge that could lead to the prosecution of powerful government officials, agencies or their billionaire patrons.

John McAfee got Epsteined in a Spanish prison while he was awaiting extradition to the US before he could be deposed on a number of issues regarding computer crimes and bot networks among other things.

Epsteined by james savik January 3, 2023