Epstein'd
When an individual is clearly murdered for having dirt on powerful people (usually pedophiles), but the establishment claims they committed suicide.
Epstein'd by Xi Jinpenis December 25, 2020
Epstein'd
Verb.
When someone associated with government officials or powerful people (usually Hillary Clinton or Jeffery Epstein where the word originates) commits "suicide" or dies in an "accident" especially if they are under criminal investigation or have secret information.
Similar to: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, Arkancide
When someone associated with government officials or powerful people (usually Hillary Clinton or Jeffery Epstein where the word originates) commits "suicide" or dies in an "accident" especially if they are under criminal investigation or have secret information.
Similar to: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, Arkancide
Epstein'd by THUNDERSTORMS123 February 23, 2023
Epstein'd
When someone associated with government officials or powerful people (usually Hillary Clinton or Jeffery Epstein where the word originates) commits "suicide'" or dies in an "accident" especially if they are under criminal investigation or have secret information
Similar to: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, Arkancide
Pronounced: Ep-steend
Similar to: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, Arkancide
Pronounced: Ep-steend
Epstein'd by THUNDERSTORMS123 February 23, 2023
Epstein'd
Epstein'd by Resistance May 10, 2025
Epstein didn't kill himself
Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?
Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Epstein didn't kill himself by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022
Epstein dat ass
Epstein dat ass by DaKirb March 17, 2020
epstein didn't kill himself
You thought I was gonna put the same thing here right welll no. This is a bail and switch meme read more for more info duh
epstein didn't kill himself by iliekmaymays January 15, 2020
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