Envirocunt 

A person obsessed with saving the environment to the point of horribly obnoxious smugness.

Envirocunts will quite happily exaggerate or even downright lie about the damage caused to the environment by our modern lifestyles to make a point; will condescend you if you eat a burger from McDonalds; will preach about using energy saving lightbulbs - but conversely they're quite happy to print thousands of hackneyed leaflets that nobody ever reads, eat imported Vegan guff that won't grow in our cold climates to support their 'ethical diet' and spend hours online trying to convince people that they're right. Like most activists then, they're just sanctimonious hypocrites who want something to get indignant about. Absolute cunts.

I went past the university library today and some pinko envirocunt handed me a leaflet about saving energy, eating tofu and 'No war for oil', so I tore it up, put it in the bin and told them 'If you're really that bothered then fish it out and recycle it'.

Envirocunt by Neil Fox August 25, 2010

Envirofundamentalist 

(n.)

A member of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist). Like the stereotypical cult member, these people are routinely seen wearing white robes and prattling on at great lengths about the end of the world being at hand. The primary difference between the Envirofundamentalist and a more traditional cult member is their blind blind is placed in pseudo-science rather than The Bible.

Al Gore is the ultimate example of an envirofundamentalist.

Envirofundamentalist by The Cabal August 21, 2008

Envirocentrist 

Someone who thinks their actions are good for 'the' environment, failing to distinguish between the human environment and the environment of other creatures.

"Cleaning up landfills is good for the environment".

"How very envirocentrist of you. I hope the rats in those landfills track you down and eat your children for destroying their environment".

Envirocentrist by Belunan January 7, 2009

School of Enviromental Studies 

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.

"Oh you go to the pothead high school?"

School of Enviromental Studies by Willow December 5, 2003

enviromentalcase 

A person who blames mankind for every weather event. Someone who views global warming more like a religion than science. Phrase coined by Anthony Macari during Winter Storm Nemo 2013.

The enviromentalcase blamed winter storm Nemo 2013 on global warming.

enviromentalcase by admarc February 8, 2013

envirofundie 

Environmentalist-fundamentalist. An envirofundie (or envirofundy) is a campaigner for the environment who does not believe in logic and reason as presented by the scientific community.

The average envirofundie is well meaning, but misguided. Typical believers are unemployed humanities students, generally with long unwashed hair wearing dirty high visibility jackets and will travel by bicycle. They will quote unpublished, non-reviewed 'scientific' facts to support their argument. They ignore genuine scientific peer-reviewed journals.

An envirofundie will typically reject any engineering proposals for energy production out of hand, even if these are 'green' technologies such as wind or tidal. Nuclear energy causes envirofundies to lose control of themselves and any semblance of logic and reason.

An envirofundie uses statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost, for support, not illumination. Many are members of Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth.

Hey, did you hear that treehugger on the TV last night? He was one idiot envirofundie!

envirofundie by ProfMaxHammer2032 December 5, 2009

enviromentalists 

Total fags who burn down SUV's. They're just bitching because they can't afford it. Also take part in the scam called global warming which is one of the biggest lies in history by a cunt named Al Gore.

Enviromentalists: Lets go burn down some Hummers and Explorers.
Non eco retarded person: Dude you just do that because you can't afford them.

enviromentalists by HATES ECO FAGS July 15, 2009