Belunan's definitions

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009

Cocksock

A derogatory reference to a person's mouth, commonly used as an insult accusing the individual of being fond of performing fellatio.

Emo: My life is such sorrow.

Emohater: Shut your friggin' cocksock and man-up.

by Belunan September 19, 2009

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.

Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.

by Belunan January 6, 2010

Nag Fuel

An observational comment unwittingly providing a woman ammunition to harass her man.

Man to clerk: ...and a pack of Camels, please.
Clerk to man: Here ya go...You know those are gonna kill ya, right?
Man's wife: Ya, see? Even he knows! I keep telling you to quit! BLAH BLAH Blah blah blah.
Man to clerk: Thanks for the nag fuel, asshole.

by Belunan November 28, 2009

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

by Belunan December 10, 2009

Tampomb

A reference to the explosively negative mood swings a woman experiences during her menstrual period.

I'm not going to make poker night tonight, guys. Lindsey's tampomb just went off.

by Belunan December 12, 2009

Eyebleach

A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.

My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.

by Belunan February 28, 2009