9 definitions by Belunan

Nag Fuel

An observational comment unwittingly providing a woman ammunition to harass her man.

Man to clerk: ...and a pack of Camels, please.
Clerk to man: Here ya go...You know those are gonna kill ya, right?
Man's wife: Ya, see? Even he knows! I keep telling you to quit! BLAH BLAH Blah blah blah.
Man to clerk: Thanks for the nag fuel, asshole.

by Belunan November 28, 2009

Eyebleach

A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.

My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.

by Belunan February 28, 2009

Cocksock

A derogatory reference to a person's mouth, commonly used as an insult accusing the individual of being fond of performing fellatio.

Emo: My life is such sorrow.

Emohater: Shut your friggin' cocksock and man-up.

by Belunan September 19, 2009

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

by Belunan December 10, 2009

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009

Envirocentrist

Someone who thinks their actions are good for 'the' environment, failing to distinguish between the human environment and the environment of other creatures.

"Cleaning up landfills is good for the environment".

"How very envirocentrist of you. I hope the rats in those landfills track you down and eat your children for destroying their environment".

by Belunan January 8, 2009

shreflerism

A snide remark subtly directed against men inserted into a conversation by a bitter woman.

The definitions of an ex-hole as listed by urbandictionary.com are the portrait of another tired shreflerism.

by Belunan January 11, 2009