Belunan's definitions

Hamburger Rage

A disproportionately angry or violent response to a dismissively minor inconvenience.

Fast food customer: If I would have known you didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now you want to give me a McDouble?! Ima kill you, bitch!

Fast food worker: Whoah, here's your money back, psycho. Chill out on the hamburger rage.

by Belunan January 6, 2010

Tampomb

A reference to the explosively negative mood swings a woman experiences during her menstrual period.

I'm not going to make poker night tonight, guys. Lindsey's tampomb just went off.

by Belunan December 12, 2009

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

by Belunan December 10, 2009

Nag Fuel

An observational comment unwittingly providing a woman ammunition to harass her man.

Man to clerk: ...and a pack of Camels, please.
Clerk to man: Here ya go...You know those are gonna kill ya, right?
Man's wife: Ya, see? Even he knows! I keep telling you to quit! BLAH BLAH Blah blah blah.
Man to clerk: Thanks for the nag fuel, asshole.

by Belunan November 28, 2009

Cocksock

A derogatory reference to a person's mouth, commonly used as an insult accusing the individual of being fond of performing fellatio.

Emo: My life is such sorrow.

Emohater: Shut your friggin' cocksock and man-up.

by Belunan September 19, 2009

Faparazzi

A plural term for the legions of young men that follow and lust for the starlet du jour.

Faparazzi #1: Two more nude Jessica Hudgens pics just hit the 'Net!

Faparazzi #2: I'll be in my room. With the door locked. All day.

by Belunan August 26, 2009

Eyebleach

A fictional object that a person may refer to after witnessing something extremely unpleasant.

My grandpa just bent over and I saw curry. Pass the eyebleach, please.

by Belunan February 28, 2009