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enviromentalists 

Total fags who burn down SUV's. They're just bitching because they can't afford it. Also take part in the scam called global warming which is one of the biggest lies in history by a cunt named Al Gore.
Enviromentalists: Lets go burn down some Hummers and Explorers.
Non eco retarded person: Dude you just do that because you can't afford them.

The environmentalist 

Sexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say

"Whos my little turtle"
The environmentalist by D.ckjones November 15, 2019

environmentalist wacko 

A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.
the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.

Hummer Environmentalist 

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

Acceptation Environmentalist

A person working in an Acceptance Environment in a Dutch government organization. Because of bad knowledge of the English acceptance environment is often mispronounced/misspelled as acceptation environment. And because of the many environmentalist groups in the Netherlands the term environmentalist is also abused as someone working in certain environments.
Harry is an Acceptation Environmentalist, he is doing Q&A testing.

environmentalist wacko 

A person who's Christmas is Arbor Day.
The environmentalist wacko is over there giving that redwood tree expensive presents.

Environmentalist Cock Splodger 

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.
Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!
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