Willow's definitions

Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.

You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.

by willow January 31, 2005

Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

by Willow November 4, 2004

pinchey

A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.

Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.

by Willow September 19, 2005

santa cruz

a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.

lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ

by willow June 20, 2006

gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.

So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"

by Willow September 19, 2005

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------

by willow November 11, 2003