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I spent the evening ejoying some internet porn
ejoying by polljo December 23, 2008

Enjoying the noodles 

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

ennobling 

dignifying: investing with dignity or honor; "the dignifying effect of his presence"; "the ennobling influence of cultural surroundings"
As an up-and-comer, he had found in boxing som-thing ennobling.
ennobling by Brian Stankowitz August 29, 2006

Enjoying the sidewalk 

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast
“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

Enjoying the show

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

envylingual 

A person who can't speak another language who gets jealous and pissed off at people who can. Frequently believes people speaking another language are talking shit about her or showing off. In worse case, an envylingual might pretend to know a language the bilinguals don't by saying random words in another language or making one up.
Vika: Hallo Sveta! Ich bin studentin Vika. Vilkommen. Du Osterei?

Sveta: Ja, Ich bin Osterei.

Ana: Yeah, just go ahead and talk shit about me. Fucking Germans!! This is America speak English!!! I can speak Chinese so you're not the only one! Ching ling chicken chow mein chang meng.

Sveta: What's her problem? Is she having a seizure or something?

Vika: Don't worry. She's just being envylingual.
envylingual by bowlingforcolumbine February 25, 2010