Virtually

An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".

What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"

by Directorjustin July 6, 2017

Virtually

1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance

1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did

by DEMEMZEA December 26, 2020

virtually

basically

The English ability of that student has virtually transcend his teacher.

by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Virtually Awkward

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016