enjoyings 

today my partner told me in a real honest and credible way that he has been craving physical intimacy with me.
i found it so heart-felt and touching - and arousing to be frank. so i ubered right to his house tonight and well, i am now writing this from his bathroom. He is next door, hand cuffed and blindfolded and going crazy coz he know his bitch arrived.

Babe, where your mouth at, just tell me where your mouth at
- Youll find out soon, honey bear. Try to keep still and do some enjoyings.
(dies of a fear induced heart attack)

enjoyings by Krkič February 8, 2020

ejoying 

virtually liking something.

I spent the evening ejoying some internet porn

ejoying by polljo December 23, 2008

Enjoying the noodles 

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

Enjoying the noodles by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

Enjoying the sidewalk 

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast

“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

Enjoying the sidewalk by justnfl June 10, 2019

Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

Enjoying the show by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once 

its when the roblox user WhoZ_Error plays apocalypse rising 2 ALPHA play the game and has a enjoyable time without lag or cheaters

Holy fucking shit I cant believe it! WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once

WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021

Enjoying that second hand 

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.

James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand

Enjoying that second hand by Irrational fear April 26, 2013