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today my partner told me in a real honest and credible way that he has been craving physical intimacy with me.
i found it so heart-felt and touching - and arousing to be frank. so i ubered right to his house tonight and well, i am now writing this from his bathroom. He is next door, hand cuffed and blindfolded and going crazy coz he know his bitch arrived.

Babe, where your mouth at, just tell me where your mouth at
- Youll find out soon, honey bear. Try to keep still and do some enjoyings.
(dies of a fear induced heart attack)

enjoyings by Krkič February 8, 2020

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ejoying

virtually liking something.

I spent the evening ejoying some internet porn

ejoying by polljo December 23, 2008

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Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

Enjoying the noodles by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

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Enjoying the sidewalk

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast

“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

Enjoying the sidewalk by justnfl June 10, 2019

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Enjoying the show

Anything that is considered unexpected.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

Enjoying the show by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

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WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once

its when the roblox user WhoZ_Error plays apocalypse rising 2 ALPHA play the game and has a enjoyable time without lag or cheaters

Holy fucking shit I cant believe it! WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once

WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021

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Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.

James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand

Enjoying that second hand by Irrational fear April 26, 2013

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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