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Enjoying the noodles 

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

Enjoying the sidewalk 

Verb: to engage in the use of marijuana outside on the city streets. Either while walking or loitering.

Created or Popularized on “The Friend Zone” podcast
“I was outside ‘enjoying the sidewalk’ while listening to Ari Lennox Shea Butter Baby.”

Enjoying the show

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Thank you for enjoying the show! ;)

WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once 

its when the roblox user WhoZ_Error plays apocalypse rising 2 ALPHA play the game and has a enjoyable time without lag or cheaters
Holy fucking shit I cant believe it! WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once

enjoyings 

today my partner told me in a real honest and credible way that he has been craving physical intimacy with me.
i found it so heart-felt and touching - and arousing to be frank. so i ubered right to his house tonight and well, i am now writing this from his bathroom. He is next door, hand cuffed and blindfolded and going crazy coz he know his bitch arrived.
Babe, where your mouth at, just tell me where your mouth at
- Youll find out soon, honey bear. Try to keep still and do some enjoyings.
(dies of a fear induced heart attack)
enjoyings by Krkič February 8, 2020

Enjoying that second hand 

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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