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That man has been staring at me for awhile, he's such a som.
by icecreamqueen123 November 25, 2016
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A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring. Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.
som, you are rare to find.
by mistresses March 11, 2015
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(SOM) Stands for The Sons Of Mayhem MC, The best 1% MC in GTA there ever was or will be, They are said to have derived from the outlaw Gangs back in the 1800s.
If you see them... Keep clear!
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by Mutiles September 07, 2018
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It's a Thai word meaning orange. When Thai people says "Som lon" or "orange falls", it's also a slang meaning you're having a very good luck.
If you won this lottery ticket, it was just like a big 'Som lon' on you.
by Thai elite February 05, 2010
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'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke
here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS
by blackhawkdragon August 16, 2010
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Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex
"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."
by tania hernandez February 24, 2008
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In the same family as LOL but much, much cooler. SOM stands for Shit On Myself. Because LOL is played out so bad SOM has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

Joe: Dude we stuck a Hot Dog in Bud's mouth when he passed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

Jimmy: SOM
by Josh Thompson July 27, 2006
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