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Ency by AngelDagoat November 11, 2020

emerge-ency 

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
emerge-ency by QuacksO January 3, 2019

encyclopedic

having enormous intellectual capability to retain and repeat information
Einstein was wicked smart and had an encyclopedic brain.
encyclopedic by Mark Juras March 10, 2008

Encyclopenis 

The joining of two words; Encyclopedia and Penis.

Means - A person who's a know-it-all and a complete cock. Thinks they have the answers to the universe inside their tiny excuse of a brain. Also think they are above other people because of their smattering of knowledge - hence the "penis".
Guy1: Hey, what size is this supposed to be?

Guy2: Who knows. Ask the Encyclopenis!
Encyclopenis by Kobiashi2 June 27, 2010

Urban Encyclopedia 

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website
For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Urban Encyclopedia by fduck January 12, 2004

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the asshole of the Internet. Right between 4chan (the left butt cheek) and Omegle (the right butt cheek)
The average Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
<Insert name of random person here> likes sucking dicks and eating shit for breakfast.