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i am ency, yes hi. we will arise and become a common name one dayyyyy and take over the cityyy mwahahahahha
oh look its ency the best person everrr jkjkjk.
ency by nccccccc March 15, 2021
Words you can keep
A typical black kid that likes chicken
Ency: yo I love chicken
Keanu:Cool
Ency by AngelDagoat November 11, 2020

emerge-ency 

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.
Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!
emerge-ency by QuacksO January 3, 2019

encyclopedic

having enormous intellectual capability to retain and repeat information
Einstein was wicked smart and had an encyclopedic brain.
encyclopedic by Mark Juras March 10, 2008

Encyclopenis 

The joining of two words; Encyclopedia and Penis.

Means - A person who's a know-it-all and a complete cock. Thinks they have the answers to the universe inside their tiny excuse of a brain. Also think they are above other people because of their smattering of knowledge - hence the "penis".
Guy1: Hey, what size is this supposed to be?

Guy2: Who knows. Ask the Encyclopenis!
Encyclopenis by Kobiashi2 June 27, 2010

Urban Encyclopedia 

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website
For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Urban Encyclopedia by fduck January 12, 2004

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the asshole of the Internet. Right between [4chan] (the left butt cheek) and [Omegle] (the right butt cheek)
The average Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
<Insert name of random person here> likes sucking dicks and eating shit for breakfast.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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