emerge-ency 

What a horny dude has at 2 a.m. when his tallywacker majorly "comes out of hiding" and he feels an overwhelming and super-urgent need to insert it into the love-tunnel of his bed-partner, even if she is fast asleep or otherwise not in the mood for hot 'n' wild copulation.

Exasperated girl: I don't get it --- it seems like all da guys I know often can't "get it up" prior to "lights out" in the evening, yet they then suddenly have a dire "emerge-ency" some time later, and wake me up at two in the morning, wanting to lulu!

emerge-ency by QuacksO January 3, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

emergency weed 

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

emergency weed by preteentommy December 1, 2013

emergency intercom 

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.

josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

emergency intercom by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022