Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
Girl 1: Dang, your boyfriend Keanu is so perfect!

Girl 2: I know.

Girl 1: Help me find one!

Girl 2: Find your own, he's mine!
by Keanu'sGirlfriendAri February 22, 2014
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Girl 1:Last night i was with a Keanu
Girl 2:Can u walk?
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to be real cool or chill, similiar to high without weed
Man, I hit such a Keanu yesterday.
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Keanu is a guy that no matter how much you try not to love him , he will always be the #1 boyfriend you could ever and have ever had . Not only is he sweet but he's good at talking dirty and getting you to feel better than anyone else could. He is a sweet, caring, and very attractive guy .If you have a Keanu, you are very lucky to have someone so pure and amazing in your life. And If that wasn't enough he is very good when it comes to being romantic especially when no bodies around ;)
Friend: ''Omg you and keanu are so perfect for each other
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I like your name reminds me of the movie Keanu
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