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Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
Girl 1: Dang, your boyfriend Keanu is so perfect!

Girl 2: I know.

Girl 1: Help me find one!

Girl 2: Find your own, he's mine!
by Keanu'sGirlfriendAri February 22, 2014
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To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.
I totally went keanu on his a$$
by Daemus March 11, 2004
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Keanus are sweet, amazing, loving guys. You never will know how much a good of a guy he is till you give him a chance! No matter what, a Keanu will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Keanus is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They are also very hyper and sometimes are annoying, in a good/bad way. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Keanus make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Keanu, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
Girl 1:I love all these Keanus!
Girl 2: I have one
Girl 1: Can I share him?
Girl 2: FUCK OFF bitch he is MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RappyFlaes April 21, 2015
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a Handsome boy also Athletic sweet Husband material Baby daddy Material also nd tall.
I like your name reminds me of the movie Keanu
by 14Shadesof.Mee December 20, 2016
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