Skip to main content

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
A one-on-one chat website whereby one can either chat to others via text and/or webcam. One can also find people by common interests using special interest tags. Sometimes good chats can be found, but most of the people on the site are antisocial assholes and "M" tard virgins living in their parents' basement who are looking for women on a site which is disproportionately male. Very toxic website. If you actually manage to find a cordial in-depth conversation on this site, congratulations!
What a standard chat on Omegle looks like...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You both like Music.

Me: Hi, how's it going?
Stranger: M
Me: Um. So, are you doing well?
Stranger: I said I'm M! You F or what?
Me: There's no women on here. You think you're going to score chicks by saying "M"?
Stranger: Go fuck yourself you shit fuck!
Stranger has disconnected.

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
A place were old men, horny teens and people wanting to troll go. Basically you hit either text or video chat and you wait to be matched/paired with one of the three people above and you talk. Or scream and end the session based on what you saw.
Oldman: Asl?
Troll: 15, Girl, us
*Has long, probably s*XUAL conversation*
Troll : I'm a guy and you are gay
Oldman: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
*disconnected*
The omegle cycle continues
Omegle by Urmomeatsmyass October 10, 2021

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected
An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^
Omegle by Yeah, Omegle sucks September 23, 2012

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.
Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)

So much fun...:)
Omegle by am-chan December 12, 2010

omegle 

Share definition Flag
A place on the interwebs where strangers can prank you scare you and show off their bodies.
Omegle is a scary place
omegle by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 26, 2015

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.
~WELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI!~
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-

You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
Omegle by Tonypker13 September 7, 2010

Omegle 

Share definition Flag
Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.
Actual Omegle Convos.

Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.

or

You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
Omegle by paedoproof February 5, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

TikTok Farlands

Share definition Flag
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

Share definition Flag
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

Share definition Flag
A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

Share definition Flag
To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

Share definition Flag
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
Next