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A one-on-one chat website whereby one can either chat to others via text and/or webcam. One can also find people by common interests using special interest tags. Sometimes good chats can be found, but most of the people on the site are antisocial assholes and "M" tard virgins living in their parents' basement who are looking for women on a site which is disproportionately male. Very toxic website. If you actually manage to find a cordial in-depth conversation on this site, congratulations!
What a standard chat on Omegle looks like...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!
You both like Music.

Me: Hi, how's it going?
Stranger: M
Me: Um. So, are you doing well?
Stranger: I said I'm M! You F or what?
Me: There's no women on here. You think you're going to score chicks by saying "M"?
Stranger: Go fuck yourself you shit fuck!
Stranger has disconnected.
A place were old men, horny teens and people wanting to troll go. Basically you hit either text or video chat and you wait to be matched/paired with one of the three people above and you talk. Or scream and end the session based on what you saw.
Oldman: Asl?
Troll: 15, Girl, us
*Has long, probably s*XUAL conversation*
Troll : I'm a guy and you are gay
Oldman: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
*disconnected*
The omegle cycle continues
Omegle by Urmomeatsmyass October 10, 2021
A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected
An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^
Omegle by Yeah, Omegle sucks September 23, 2012
A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.
Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)

So much fun...:)
Omegle by am-chan December 12, 2010
A place on the interwebs where strangers can prank you scare you and show off their bodies.
Omegle is a scary place
omegle by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 26, 2015
A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.
~WELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI!~
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-

You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.
Omegle by Tonypker13 September 7, 2010
Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.
Actual Omegle Convos.

Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.

or

You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...
Omegle by paedoproof February 5, 2010
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