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I knew that my toenail was infected but I needed to ekkorse the diagnosis of gangrene.
Ekkorse by JFM78 July 31, 2023

exhorder 

an awesome, underrated thrash/groove metal band of the 80's and 90's hailing from new orleans. they broke up in the 90's, but reformed in the 00's. as of 2008, they have officially reformed and have begun writing new material for a new album.

many bands like lamb of god, pantera, and sepultura have been credited with helping found and consolidate the groove (post-thrash) genre, but sadly, exhorder is often overlooked.

they released two albums, 1990's "slaughter in the vatican," which featured more of a traditional thrash sound. 1992's "the law" utilized the aggression of thrash guitar riffs and vocals, but a drumming style that was more syncopated, with double-bass "waves" and "spurts" as opposed to speed, and less of an emphasis on blastbeats.

despite the fact that the only reason why people know about them is because pantera allegedly ripped off their style, exhorder's touch on the groove genre cannot be understated.

so what does that mean?

GET THEIR ALBUMS AND START HEADBANGING!
kyle thomas, vocalist of exhorder, sounds PISSED OFF when he sings!
exhorder by J.M.F. July 2, 2008

euhornia 

A trance like state of bliss brought on by close proximity to beautiful women. Usually takes place where sexually is heightened, such as a strip club.
"After going to the Hooters, Eric was in a state of euhornia."
euhornia by Snow E September 17, 2007

Elkhorn South High School 

A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.
“Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”

eWhoring 

eWhoring is a black hat technique for making money. Basically what you do it you pretend to be a girl in a chat room. Then you talk to guys and you ask them to sign up to your affiliate program, usually an adult affiliate program, and once they sign up you get paid.
Hey man! U gotta try ewhoring, basically u pretend to be a girl in chat rooms have a bit of cybersex with some guys and earn tons of cash!

...dude that's gay.
eWhoring by Dimman January 21, 2010
Krystal is an ewhore!
ewhore by wolfy April 15, 2005