One who can be classified as a whore in the context of internet "face time." Where the so-called "ewhore" battles ceaselessly for attention through employing one of a plethora of "hooking" techniques such as forum whoring, IRC whoring, and many others.
After upping his post count in the forums, ******* Banana * spent the next four hours typing erroneous messages in IRC and annoying the hell out of ops.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."