This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Someone who prostitutes their presence on the internet...either for attention, money, or for malicious intent.
You're in your regular internet chat room of choice. Someone that hardly anyone knows joins and starts talking to anyone and everyone as if they're just as cool as the regular people in the chat room.
or
People who join chat rooms and ask people to visit their website...also can be termed a spammer
or
People who join chat rooms and ask people to visit their website...also can be termed a spammer
by duggera June 10, 2005
A mon or woman that has many random relationships with people online and over emails, but has never actually met these people in real life. In other words....pathetic
by Kerr June 25, 2005
by Gayboiis666 March 30, 2019
One who can be classified as a whore in the context of internet "face time." Where the so-called "ewhore" battles ceaselessly for attention through employing one of a plethora of "hooking" techniques such as forum whoring, IRC whoring, and many others.
After upping his post count in the forums, ******* Banana * spent the next four hours typing erroneous messages in IRC and annoying the hell out of ops.
by Little Tortilla Boy June 10, 2005
A a girl or boy (usual a girl and usually in the early to mid teens) who gets online exclusively to have sexual relations with just about anyone they can. Often they will do this through "Role-Playing" in which they will try to place their 'original' or chosen characters in 'sexual relationships' with their favorite- or characters they find 'sexy' in an already existing series, movie, comic, book ect. They sometimes do this because they are a fan of several particular 'parings' of characters from these series. When they're not being (a sexier version of) themselves- or their own slutty original character they'll 'become' one of the parties of a paring they like and whore that party out to every second party they can find who is willing to cyber with them. In reality these people are fat, ugly and extremely lonely (usually a thick, nasty combination of all three) and because of years of not getting any cock or pussy (or simply knowing they'll never get any), they turn to the internet where they can hide their fuck-ugly selves behind the guise of a cute anime boy / girl and do everything a typical whore irl (which they probably hate and look down on) would do.
e-whore: "Hi there. *She blushes*"
You: "Hey. :)"
e-whore: "How are you? *She looks at your body, still blushing*"
You: "I'm good, how are you?"
e-whore: "*She sighs* I'm just really lonely...."
You: "Aw, thats no good."
e-whore: "*She touches your body."
Scenario one:
You: "Fuck off slut. lol" Often the reaction of one experienced with e-whores.
e-whore: "You're mean!!! I'm not a slut!!! *rages and or blocks you while moving on to continue or start sucking off / fucking several other people she has on private chat.*
Scenario two:
You: "...." Usually the reaction of someone who is wondering what the hell is going on or perhaps enjoy the idea of an easy e-fuck.
e-whore: *She begins to take off her clothes* You don't need to be told what comes next. The e-whore will repeat these steps until her daddy/mommy tells her its time to get off the computer; after which they will probably make a long winded post telling the internet how much their parents and their life sucks and usually a whole lot of other emo shit before going offline for a few hours and then the cycle starts all over again once back online.
You: "Hey. :)"
e-whore: "How are you? *She looks at your body, still blushing*"
You: "I'm good, how are you?"
e-whore: "*She sighs* I'm just really lonely...."
You: "Aw, thats no good."
e-whore: "*She touches your body."
Scenario one:
You: "Fuck off slut. lol" Often the reaction of one experienced with e-whores.
e-whore: "You're mean!!! I'm not a slut!!! *rages and or blocks you while moving on to continue or start sucking off / fucking several other people she has on private chat.*
Scenario two:
You: "...." Usually the reaction of someone who is wondering what the hell is going on or perhaps enjoy the idea of an easy e-fuck.
e-whore: *She begins to take off her clothes* You don't need to be told what comes next. The e-whore will repeat these steps until her daddy/mommy tells her its time to get off the computer; after which they will probably make a long winded post telling the internet how much their parents and their life sucks and usually a whole lot of other emo shit before going offline for a few hours and then the cycle starts all over again once back online.
by Defineyou2 January 28, 2011
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
