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while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns
teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?
gullible child: really?
teacher: no!
by wierd al April 03, 2005
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.
Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.
by Seth March 26, 2004
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Toenail is a person who is loyal, creative, and a joy to talk to. She lights up the world of everyone who is friend's with her and makes an effort to make connections with people who might not know anyone yet. She is a talented writer, roleplayer, and singer, even if she denies it at every possible chance.
We stan Toenail.
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by bxsquejo- July 11, 2019
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this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)
Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails
by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009
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Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.
by Frankie made us do it July 10, 2008
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The remnants of a once packed weed pipe, a stale hit
(guy # 1) Is there anything left in that thing?
(guy # 2) Nah I think it's toe nail.
by Brian Couto January 25, 2008
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