Ejazzulate
I enjoy to ejazzulate
Ejazzulate by Fuebqkdhfbqbd July 2, 2015
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Celestial Ejaculate
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
Rage Ejaculate
"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010
ejaculate and evacuate
ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017
Ejaculater
Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015
Phantom Ejaculate
When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...
Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
Phantom Ejaculate by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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