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verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person
Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!
Listing by ListingAgent July 3, 2021
Words you can keep
The act of leaning or swaying to one side.
Yo diggity dawg, you are listing to the left don't fall over!
The process of getting drunk off listerine or any other type of mouthwash containing small amounts of alcohol.
Johnny's listing right now!
Listing by wwwdubz January 1, 2017
Listing is a discord server full of insecure weak twats that argue as if their own life is on the line. Most of the people in this server are most likely an outcast to everybody in the real world, they resort to tirelessly typing 24/7 on listing to receive some sort of validation from others. All of the girls are extremely ugly too. They beg for the attention of other boys because in the real world they are hideous and everyone is scared of them, they have no personality and they most likely smell horrible. Listing also loves to host events where you get to watch 2 losers scream at eachother for 12 hours.
“Hey bro wanna go pack people in listing 🤓”
“Holy shit timmy, thats such a good idea 🤓”
Listing by MurtssZ November 15, 2023
A goofy ahh discord server that has been through alot of things. Its mainly based around "discord packing" even though they mute people for loud micing in vcs (pretty retarded omm). the server owner edated a dirty nasty ebitch named mimi and gave her admin which was the stupidest thing ever. the server is massive has alot of pedos, catfishes, dirty bitches, discord no lifers, more.
"Yo you in listing?"
listing by ogkmurda May 28, 2024

listing markup 

Printing out code to draw on it; what you draw is based on what you're trying to understand.
Dude, use listing markup to understand that method before you refactor it.
listing markup by mkem114 May 28, 2018

Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Release
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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