ejacuate 

To evacuate ejaculate.

Jerry: Dude, Jerome, evacuate your ejaculate.

Jerome: You mean I should ejacuate?
Jerry: Yes.

ejacuate by Jerjerry May 4, 2016

ejacuate 

The act of ejaculating while evacuating your bowels.

"I decided to finally ejacuate last night. It smelled bad, but felt good"

ejacuate by IsThisSparta June 26, 2016

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Ejacuhate 

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded

As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.

Ejacuhate by Knooock November 21, 2010

ejacuvate

(v) A combination of the words "ejaculate" and "evacuate". The "hit it and quit it" principle. A one night stand. To have sex with a girl and then get your walk on.

Are you going to ejacuvate Cindy tonight Don or are you looking to the long-term?

ejacuvate by VT Iceman March 28, 2006

Rage Ejaculate 

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010