Eggplantish

Something that will bring you joy, but at the same time pain.

Your t-shirt is totally eggplantish......
You know what is eggplantish? YOUR FACE!

Eggplantish by cheezy wonton August 10, 2010

eggplantastic 

Adjective- used to decribe situations or things that are so freakin' awesome that they can't be defined any other way. Also someone really really good looking. See svelte.

Alex from Brooklyn is so cool, she's EGGPLANTASTIC!

eggplantastic by da j-crew July 31, 2005

Eggplanting

Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.

A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.

Eggplanting by Illios1 November 6, 2016

eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

eggplanting by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplanting

When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.

Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!

Eggplanting by KaliVali June 10, 2009

Eggplanting

The act of getting a boner

Friend one: "Damn, look at all this fine booty, dude I'm totally eggplanting"
Friend two: "Same, dude, same"

Eggplanting by Jill_Bree16 March 5, 2015

Eggplantasaurus 

This is the name for anyone who has ever danced with an eggplant or various other objects of fruit/vegetables on their heads

She was such an eggplantasaurus at the party last night...my fridge was empty by the time she finished her little act.

Eggplantasaurus by Shamsam August 14, 2010