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three egg omelette 

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum
"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

Sperm and egg omlete 

A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling
Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.

Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.
"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"
Four-Egg Omlette by Funsley February 10, 2021

5-Egg Omelette 

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.
That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.
5-Egg Omelette by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

Egg White Omelette 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
Egg White Omelette by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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