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ayesha erotica
ayesha stan: "hey im listening to ayesha erotica"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
ugly bastard: "SHES PROBLEMATIC11!!!!!111!111 CANCELLED KYS GO SLIT SLUT"
ayesha stan: "chillin in my iced out prada frames"
ayesha erotica by eva' July 20, 2022
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Ebotica • erotica • exotica • Exoticals • Exotical Privilege • ebonical • Emotication • erotically charged • evotically • exotica2.o
Ebonically Impaired
Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Ebonically Impaired by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
Erotica
I’m going to stand in the hallway as you get back from work, only half dressed, but all the things I know you want to see just out of reach. I’ll smirk at the shock on your face, and relish the pause before you go ballistic.
I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.
Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.
But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.
You moan harder.
I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I’ll step back as you rush towards me, pulling you away from the front door until we’re almost in my bedroom.
Then I’ll push you up against the wall, trapping your horny ass up to the frame.
I’ll tempt you, letting the last button of the shirt fall loose while you ache to finger my pussy.
But I won’t let you, not yet. I’ll slip off your blazer and whisper in your ear, glancing down to the wet patch forming on your skirt. I’ll slip it off, throwing it to the kitchen and admiring your lacy panties.
I’ll kiss you passionately, already feeling your moans on my tongue. You try and push your hand in between my legs, but I move it between your own.
You moan harder.
I lift your trembling body onto my bed, and with a squeeze of your hard and throbbing breasts, finally allow your fingers to slip to my pussy.
I fucking love erotica
Erotica by LolGetMeHelp December 25, 2022
Erotica
Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago
First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”
But I’m going to make you wait.
I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.
But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.
Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.
But I’m not going to help you undress.
As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”
But I’m going to make you wait.
I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.
But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.
Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.
But I’m not going to help you undress.
As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.
Erotica by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016
Emoticabulary
Emoticabulary by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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