Definitions by SLeepdepD

booger drill 

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.

Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.

booger drill by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

flash meeting by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

laundry looting 

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

laundry looting by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

statute of relations 

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

statute of relations by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010

status bluffer 

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

status bluffer by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

hung up on 

When someone "stealths" you in their IM client.

"I think dude hung up on me."

hung up on by SLeepdepD March 31, 2009

Huhbuwhy?! 

An exclamation of disbelief and denial. A combination of HUH, BUT, and WHY.

"Did you hear Britney Spears made a new album?"
"Huhbuwhy?!"

Huhbuwhy?! by SLeepdepD January 19, 2009