SLeepdepD's definitions

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

Winchester Project

A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.

Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."

by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Verbomit

When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting.

This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.

by SLeepdepD October 17, 2008

Emoticabulary

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.

"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008

Huhbuwhy?!

An exclamation of disbelief and denial. A combination of HUH, BUT, and WHY.

"Did you hear Britney Spears made a new album?"
"Huhbuwhy?!"

by SLeepdepD January 19, 2009

Wraithing

When someone (usually a boss) walks around in front of your desk all slow and quiet without saying anything, either because they're afraid to interrupt you or they want to catch you using company resources for personal reasons.

"Someone keeps wraithing in front of my desk. :-L"

by SLeepdepD January 6, 2009