Winchester Project

A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.
Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
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Lamecruiter

An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls.
Dude1: "did that lamecruiter get back to you?"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
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laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.
by SLeepdepD October 01, 2010
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booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.
Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.
by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013
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flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting
by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011
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Huhbuwhy?!

An exclamation of disbelief and denial. A combination of HUH, BUT, and WHY.
"Did you hear Britney Spears made a new album?"
"Huhbuwhy?!"
by SLeepdepD January 19, 2009
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Emoticabulary

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.
"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."
by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008
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