15 definitions by SLeepdepD
by SLeepdepD January 19, 2009
by SLeepdepD November 17, 2008
An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls.
Dude1: "did that lamecruiter get back to you?"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
by SLeepdepD September 30, 2010
A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.
Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."
by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008
Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
by SLeepdepD June 25, 2008
P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
by SLeepdepD August 26, 2010