SLeepdepD's definitions

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

statute of relations

The limit by which one is obligated to help someone due to their relationship.

P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"

by SLeepdepD August 27, 2010

flash meeting

A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.

I was working on my part of the project, but then there was a flash meeting

by SLeepdepD September 29, 2011

Lamecruiter

An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls.

Dude1: "did that lamecruiter get back to you?"
Dude2: "nope....I called her yesterday and she said she was in the middle of something and would call me back, but she hasn't yet"

by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008

Winchester Project

A software development project that irreversibly attains so high a level of scope creep, that it will never and can never be completed. Derived from The Winchester Mystery House.

Dude1: "How's the Winchester Project going?"
Dude2: "We're rewriting our data-tier...again...for the third time."

by SLeepdepD March 11, 2008

Emoticabulary

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.

"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008