Eberd 

A man so great it’s rather strange, some question whether he is truly human or a god in hiding trying his best to mix among us. Also dislikes soft parts of fruit

There is documentation of Eberd jumping a profound 10 feet into the air

Eberd by Virginity God 488 November 22, 2021

EBRD 

Evil Black Rifle Disease

A highly infectious disease that afflicts those who have the opportunity to shoot AR-15 patterned rifles. Early signs of infection include an ear-to-ear grin upon firing one of these rifles.

Please note that EBRD does not stop once a victim procures one evil black rifle. Often, the disease will drive the victim to procure multiple evil black rifles, in various configurations. Carriers of the disease can often be found at shooting ranges, shooting rounds and talking smack with fellow victims, or at gun shops, where the black rifles are liberally coated with oil to protect against customer drool.

Please note that the AR in AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle, not Assault Rifle, as gun control advocates would mislead you to believe (AR15 patterned rifles for sale in the US are NOT assault rifles as they are not capable of automatic fire).

Let a friend shoot my AR and he was immediately infected. Another victim of EBRD.

EBRD by Joe.Beararms July 22, 2012

enerdgency 

noun: a situation that requires the immediate intervention or aid from a nerd.

Kate's head is full of useless facts. It really comes in handy in an enerdgency.

enerdgency by minionkat July 23, 2010

eerdo

Being sensible, realistic, honest, truthful.

Down-to-earth and honest

He's eerdo, Thats eerdo of you.

eerdo by rotterdam November 2, 2018

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

The Roger Ebert by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

Ebere 

One of the most sexiest girls. Very attractive to guys. Non rejectable. Has a bit of foreign attached to her

Man: Who that .

Friend: That's my girl
Man: What's her name
Friend: Ebere
Man: Should've known

Ebere by Tyrone Cleeks April 19, 2017

Everd 

Everd is a person is usually kind, but when he gets mad he blows up and cusses your face off. He thinks he is completely and utterly ugly, but he has average looks. He is extremely nice and caring, but his brother always pisses him off. He is typically smart and dark complected. He always throws himself under the bus.

Person: You're looking nice today.

Everd: Haha! You're so funny. I'm Everd, remember?

Everd by pleasestopidek April 5, 2019