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Evil Black Rifle Disease

A highly infectious disease that afflicts those who have the opportunity to shoot AR-15 patterned rifles. Early signs of infection include an ear-to-ear grin upon firing one of these rifles.

Please note that EBRD does not stop once a victim procures one evil black rifle. Often, the disease will drive the victim to procure multiple evil black rifles, in various configurations. Carriers of the disease can often be found at shooting ranges, shooting rounds and talking smack with fellow victims, or at gun shops, where the black rifles are liberally coated with oil to protect against customer drool.

Please note that the AR in AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle, not Assault Rifle, as gun control advocates would mislead you to believe (AR15 patterned rifles for sale in the US are NOT assault rifles as they are not capable of automatic fire).
Let a friend shoot my AR and he was immediately infected. Another victim of EBRD.
EBRD by Joe.Beararms July 22, 2012
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enerdgency 

noun: a situation that requires the immediate intervention or aid from a nerd.
Kate's head is full of useless facts. It really comes in handy in an enerdgency.
enerdgency by minionkat July 23, 2010
Being sensible, realistic, honest, truthful.

Down-to-earth and honest
He's eerdo, Thats eerdo of you.
eerdo by rotterdam November 2, 2018

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
One of the most sexiest girls. Very attractive to guys. Non rejectable. Has a bit of foreign attached to her
Man: Who that .

Friend: That's my girl
Man: What's her name
Friend: Ebere
Man: Should've known
Ebere by Tyrone Cleeks April 19, 2017
Everd is a person is usually kind, but when he gets mad he blows up and cusses your face off. He thinks he is completely and utterly ugly, but he has average looks. He is extremely nice and caring, but his brother always pisses him off. He is typically smart and dark complected. He always throws himself under the bus.
Person: You're looking nice today.

Everd: Haha! You're so funny. I'm Everd, remember?
Everd by pleasestopidek April 5, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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