EBRD 

Evil Black Rifle Disease

A highly infectious disease that afflicts those who have the opportunity to shoot AR-15 patterned rifles. Early signs of infection include an ear-to-ear grin upon firing one of these rifles.

Please note that EBRD does not stop once a victim procures one evil black rifle. Often, the disease will drive the victim to procure multiple evil black rifles, in various configurations. Carriers of the disease can often be found at shooting ranges, shooting rounds and talking smack with fellow victims, or at gun shops, where the black rifles are liberally coated with oil to protect against customer drool.

Please note that the AR in AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle, not Assault Rifle, as gun control advocates would mislead you to believe (AR15 patterned rifles for sale in the US are NOT assault rifles as they are not capable of automatic fire).

Let a friend shoot my AR and he was immediately infected. Another victim of EBRD.

EBRD by Joe.Beararms July 22, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008