Everd 

Everd is a person is usually kind, but when he gets mad he blows up and cusses your face off. He thinks he is completely and utterly ugly, but he has average looks. He is extremely nice and caring, but his brother always pisses him off. He is typically smart and dark complected. He always throws himself under the bus.

Person: You're looking nice today.

Everd: Haha! You're so funny. I'm Everd, remember?

Everd by pleasestopidek April 5, 2019

The Bluest Blue to Ever Blue 

The color of Misha Collins' eyes.

Person 1: What color are Misha's eyes?
Person 2: They're the bluest blue to ever blue, ya idjit.

The Bluest Blue to Ever Blue by Iconic Zebra Prison September 30, 2014

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told 

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told by Samchester April 12, 2013

lee everett 

The badass guy from the walking dead, he was arrested for murder and found a little girl Clementine all alone and protected her with his life. Eventually he was bitten and died due to Clementine or by the infection.

Kenny: Wow I can’t believe Lee Everett is a murderer, he has helped me and others so many times!
Katjaa: Yeah I know, it’s incredible!

lee everett by TectalHarbor994 March 9, 2020

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

Greatest Freak Out Ever 

A popular series of YouTube videos in which a kid named Jack videotapes the explosive temper tantrums, shouting matches, and other bad behavior of his older brother Steven. The original video has over 66 million views, and is notorious for showing Steven strip down to his boxers in a rage and shove a remote into his rear. The authenticity of the videos is uncertain, with some convinced that the videos are real, while others think the videos are acted.

Typical YouTube comments for Greatest Freak Out Ever:

"What the heck?"

"This kid needs to be beaten up."

"fake"

"fake and gay"

"fake"

"Who cares if it's fake just watch the damn video!"

Greatest Freak Out Ever by goodgeneraletrius October 9, 2012

Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020