ETow

ETow (ee-toh)
noun / verb

1. A shortened slang term for “Eiffel Tower,” used as a nonchalant or discreet way to refer to doing an Eiffel Tower.

2. More generally, a call for two people to coordinate or do something together, similar to “team up.”

1. "yo, Liam" *points to girl* "ETow?" *Liam nods* "bet!"

2. "yo this functions ass, lets dip ETow"

ETow by S(T)DSU-Aphorism August 28, 2026

etown 

Elyria, Ohio.

A city west of Cleveland. Elyria is the only city that has earned the right to be called etown. Its mainly a decaying industrial city with a dying downtown thats losing population. Its not all bad though the Northside and Eastside are both very nice, the westside is kinda bad. The southside is the hood and very dangerous though.

Oberlin is boring, lets go to etown where theres actually fun things to do like shopping at the ghetto mall or dodging bullets on the southside near 13th street.

etown by 4rmEtown October 2, 2009

Etowah High School 

Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children minorities. Boys tend to act "hood" in order to fit in, while girls spend rediculous amounts of their parent's money on fake tans and bad accessories. Budgeting is used for rediculous sculpture art that nobody wants to see instead of better staffing. Sports are non-existent as the high school fails to make a winning record in sports more than once a decade. Incredibly bad teaching rounds this school off as one of the worst places you could go for a pre-college education.
The only thing the Etowah Eagles have ever notably accomplished since it's establishement in 1976 is sending 500,000 texts in 10 days to win a Kellie Pickler concert.
Note: Has an incredible ability to create a lack of enthusiasm for learning.

"I was trying to get into Georgia Tech, but I couldn't because I went to Etowah High School."

Etowah High School by For The Wolf May 10, 2009

Etowah

A small, quaint town in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It consists of rednecks, Baptists, and 1000000 antique shops and junk stores. The best thing to do there is hang out in the Bilo parking lot and go to Central High School sporting events eventhough you graduated 5 years ago and still sit in the student section. Nothing but mountains surround it and no one ever makes it out. They stay there for the rest of their lives living off goverment money or minimum wage jobs.

Etowah has to be the saddest town ever.

Etowah by Aubi Daubi December 12, 2010

etownravepage 

A joke of a forum.

Contains a lot of flaming faggots, who have no lives and talk copius amounts of bullshit to eachother in an attempt to prove that their e-penis is larger.

It's a big clique at parties; Where the forum regulars meet, drink, and take pictures of eachother in stupid poses while laughing at their own inside jokes.

LOLOLOLOL you so got /pwned!

etownravepage by King Ronald April 7, 2005

Etown 

Referring to the Canadian city of Edmonton. Used by local young people as a method of sounding g-thug.

Yeah, I gonna hit Etown up dis week'nd, when i can get a ride from my ma.

Etown by Pukus May 25, 2011

Etown 

Another name for Enfield, CT. Where Raiders eat Falcons for Dinner! Or Falcons fly and Raiders Die

Etown has two high Schools!

Etown by raidergrad04 May 14, 2005