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A small, quaint town in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It consists of rednecks, Baptists, and 1000000 antique shops and junk stores. The best thing to do there is hang out in the Bilo parking lot and go to Central High School sporting events eventhough you graduated 5 years ago and still sit in the student section. Nothing but mountains surround it and no one ever makes it out. They stay there for the rest of their lives living off goverment money or minimum wage jobs.
Etowah has to be the saddest town ever.
Etowah by Aubi Daubi December 12, 2010
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Etowah High School 

Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children minorities. Boys tend to act "hood" in order to fit in, while girls spend rediculous amounts of their parent's money on fake tans and bad accessories. Budgeting is used for rediculous sculpture art that nobody wants to see instead of better staffing. Sports are non-existent as the high school fails to make a winning record in sports more than once a decade. Incredibly bad teaching rounds this school off as one of the worst places you could go for a pre-college education.
The only thing the Etowah Eagles have ever notably accomplished since it's establishement in 1976 is sending 500,000 texts in 10 days to win a Kellie Pickler concert.
Note: Has an incredible ability to create a lack of enthusiasm for learning.
"I was trying to get into Georgia Tech, but I couldn't because I went to Etowah High School."
Related Words
a general term that can be used as:

1) a greeting
2) in agreement
or
3) at the end of a sentence

Eyowah has no meaning at all it's just something you say when you don't know what else to say,
1) Eyowah Mike eyowah

2) Person 1: This steak tastes pretty good.
Person 2: Eyowah

3) i need to take a shower....eyowah
Eyowah by rubyrod7 April 4, 2009
A guy who is so hot that his saliva is Tabasco Sauce.
One time I Enowah over that trash can
Enowah by righteouserbabe May 9, 2010
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026